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The Funeral Portrait Records: Choose Your Format, Choose Your Impact

  • Jan 26
  • 2 min read

Not every record hits the same way on every format. The Funeral Portrait understand that.

The Funeral Portrait records on vinyl, CD and cassette available at BeatRelease

The Funeral Portrait deliver dark, theatrical modern rock that’s built to feel intense — whether you’re spinning vinyl, blasting a CD, or collecting cassette editions.

At BeatRelease, you can shop The Funeral Portrait records across vinyl, CD, and cassette, including colored vinyl variants and indie-exclusive pressings.

Start Here: The Core Release

Greetings From Suffocate City

This is the centrepiece of The Funeral Portrait catalogue.


  • Available on CD, LP, and cassette

  • Multiple vinyl variants including Lime/Black and Neon

  • Indie-exclusive editions available The Funeral Portrait

If you’re buying one release, this is the place to start.

Vinyl Buyers: Which Pressing Should You Choose?

  • Lime / Black Vinyl – eye-catching, limited appeal

  • Neon Vinyl – high collector demand (often backordered)

  • Indie Exclusive LP – best long-term value for collectors

👉 Coloured variants tend to sell out faster than standard black.

CD & Cassette Options (Underrated Picks)

  • CD editions offer the cleanest, most aggressive playback

  • Cassette versions are perfect for fans who collect physical merch and alternate formats

Cassette runs are smaller and often harder to replace once gone The Funeral Portrait.

Live Release: Hear Them at Full Power

Live From Suffocate City

A must-have for fans who want the raw, unfiltered version of the band.

  • Available on CD and LP

  • Captures the intensity of their live sound

  • Strong companion to the studio album

Why Buy The Funeral Portrait Records from BeatRelease?

✔ Authentic vinyl, CDs & cassettes ✔ Indie exclusives & colored viny l✔ Trusted source for modern rock & alternative ✔ Fast-moving stock — restocks aren’t guaranteed

Several variants already show backorder or low availability The Funeral Portrait.

Build Your Collection Before It Sells Out

With multiple formats and limited variants, timing matters.

Once certain pressings are gone, they don’t come back.

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